Forest Fauna Owl

Forest Fauna Owl keeps his tree immaculate. Not tidy. Not neat. Immaculate. You’ll find him each morning polishing bark and rearranging the moss.

He swears by pine-scented spray (self-made) and has labelled every acorn in alphabetical order. His friends – like Audrey Hootsoftly – say it’s a touch over the top. Owl prefers “high standards”.

Visitors are welcome, but please wipe your feet. And do not even think about touching the pinecones!